Nick Cannon jokes about college costs while shopping for kids
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Nick Cannon joked that his children may not be able to pursue university degrees after seeing their long Christmas wish lists.

“All these damn gifts, y’all just don’t wanna go to college,” the “Masked Singer” host said on YouTube Tuesday.

His comical “Nick Cannon’s Holiday Shopping” video was filled with jokes about the difficulties of buying gifts for kids — let alone nearly a dozen of them.

“It’s almost the holidays, and thanks to me, the world now has 8 billion people, but my job’s not done,” the dad of 11 said. “And based off the baby mama to kid ratio, we got a whole hell of a lot of gifts to buy.”

Cannon, 42, received lists from each one of his “adorable and jovial offspring” — with aspirational wishes including the entire Los Angeles Lakers team, a dolphin and 12 PlayStation 5 consoles.

A screenshot of Nick Cannon talking in a Christmas video.
Nick Cannon joked about being able to pay for college for his children after a baby-booming year.
Nick Cannon/YouTube

“Daddy’s got this,” he declared. “It’s gonna be a merry motherf–king Christmas!”

The video ended with a made-up ad for a “Baby Daddy” credit card “brought to you by Baby Daddy Financial.”

The “Drumline” star has had quite a jam-packed 2022, as he welcomed four children with four different women into his life — with a fifth on the way.

Cannon and Bre Tiesi welcomed a baby boy named Legendary in June, and two months later, he and Lanisha Cole announced the birth of a daughter named Onyx.

Later in September, the “All That” alum and Brittany Bell welcomed their third child together, a son named Rise. And then Abby De La Rosa gave birth to her and Cannon’s third baby, a girl named Beautiful, in November.

Alyssa Scott is due to have her and Cannon’s second child together this month, one year after their 5-month-old son, Zen, died from brain cancer.

Cannon’s 2022 children added to his already large family. He became a father in 2011 when his then-wife, Mariah Carey, gave birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe, now 11.

The “Wild ‘N Out” star also has son Golden, 5, and daughter Powerful, 1, with Bell as well as twin sons Zion and Zillion, 1, with De La Rosa.

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