Consider arriving at the amusement park you’ve always fantasized about visiting since childhood, only to discover it’s shut down for repairs due to an animatronic moose malfunction. The disappointment would be immense; you might even feel compelled to lash out at the moose.

Picture this park situated in a fictional location named Buxton, Minn. You’ve attempted to visit every year starting from 2015, only to be met with closure each time due to maintenance. Over time, your enthusiasm for the park wanes as it consistently culminates in letdown.

Roto Rage is of the opinion that embarking on one more trip to Buxton’s Theme Park could prove rewarding. With all attractions operational and celebrating its 10th anniversary since opening, it might just be worth the effort.

No one has ever disputed Byron Buxton’s talent. His biggest downfall always has been an injury history that makes “In Search of Lost Time” by Marcel Proust look like a short story.