I don’t purchase Nike merchandise. I’ll leave it at that.

Although the Democrat party is not technically a corporation selling manufactured products, their attempt Thursday to market the massive inflation increase seen under former President Joe Biden as Trump’s fault was one of the all-time political fails you’ll ever see. Look at the dates:

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— Nickarama (@nickaramaOG) July 25, 2025

Now Gatorade has stepped into it, and one can’t help but wonder, does anybody actually look at these campaigns before they hit the market? What. The. Hell. Were. They. Thinking:

Honestly, this might be the best WNBA/Gatorade marketing Collab, but probably not for the reasons they think 😂 pic.twitter.com/D2yZt0Bb6T

— KC O’Dea Program (@KCOnTheRadio) July 25, 2025

Yes, you read it right: they actually tried to make a struggling women’s sports league sound exciting by parroting a line that sounded ominously close to, “Get back in the kitchen.”

It’s not that I’m deeply offended—I’m certainly not—but I am just flabbergasted by the idiocy of what I imagine are highly paid marketing professionals. Could they not see that the jokes write themselves?

They were virtually begging for social media users like this guy to relentlessly troll them:

I think we’re finally in agreement– pic.twitter.com/2xe9qaiZGM

— ₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ (@WarPath2pt0) July 23, 2025