Andrew Johns cuts short surfing holiday because he believed the local monkeys were conspiring against him
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Andrew Johns cut short his surfing vacation after a surprising encounter with the local wildlife, phoning his family to report that the monkeys in the area were conspiring against him.

Johns, a celebrated former Newcastle Knights player, is widely recognized for his passion for surfing and is a frequent visitor to Bronte Beach, a popular surfing spot in Sydney.

During an episode of the Howie Games podcast, he revealed his favorite surfing destinations, which feature spots in Indonesia, Fiji, and New Zealand.

Throughout his surfing adventures, the Rugby League Immortal has caught waves alongside notable figures such as All Blacks coach Scott Robertson, ex-NRL player John Sutton, and pro surfer Mick Fanning.

The Rugby League Immortal has shared waves with a host of stars including All Blacks coach Scott Robertson, former NRL star John Sutton and professional surfer Mick Fanning.

He lists surfing identities like Kelly Slater and Matt Hoy as friends, and just last year he suffered a nasty hand injury while surfing on a reef in the Cook Islands.

Johns even married his current wife Kate Kendall at renowned surfing spot G-Land in Java in 2024. 

Andrew Johns is a known lover of surfing, but he recently had to cut a trip short by a day

Andrew Johns is a known lover of surfing, but he recently had to cut a trip short by a day

Johns sent vision of monkeys trying to trick him to his nephew Jack on his birthday

Johns sent vision of monkeys trying to trick him to his nephew Jack on his birthday

Jack shared the vision and the story on the Johns Family Podcast and could not hold in his laughter

Jack shared the vision and the story on the Johns Family Podcast and could not hold in his laughter

So there is very little that will keep Johns away from a good wave – except for monkeys.

That’s right, the gladiator of the State of Origin arena and NRL premiership winner has called time early on a surfing trip because he was afraid of being ganged up on by monkeys.

At least that is the story his brother Matty, his wife Trish and their children Jack and Cooper told on their family podcast.

‘Speaking of people camping at the moment, Uncle Joe rang me for my birthday this morning,’ Jack said.

‘So he’s in G-Land at the moment, so that’s like Java in Indonesia. So he had to fly in and then beach it across.

‘He’s staying in this village and he looks like it is driving him mad.

‘He wished me happy birthday and I could tell, just by looking at him, he was a bit off.

‘He reckons he has to walk around with a stick because the monkeys have just got it out for him.

The show is hosted by Matty Johns, his wife Trish and their children Jack and Cooper Johns

The show is hosted by Matty Johns, his wife Trish and their children Jack and Cooper Johns

Johns married Kate Kendall at renowned surfing spot G-Land in Java, Indonesia last year

Johns married Kate Kendall at renowned surfing spot G-Land in Java, Indonesia last year

‘He’s coming home a day early because he honestly believes the monkeys are teaming up on him in groups of three.

‘One will distract him and the other two will try and circle around him to try and steal stuff from his room.

It gets better. Jack said that the Eighth Immortal was also convinced the village he was staying at was haunted by ghosts.

‘So he was saying that his village is secluded because apparently there’s rumours of like ghosts.

‘Although he’s not very spiritual, I think it’s starting to turn him.

‘It’s like a ghost-infested village while they’re surfing over there and I think it’s driving him pretty mad.’

However Jack revealed that Johns sent him video footage proving the monkeys were ganging up on him.

‘He just sent me a vision of like him on his patio outside his room,’ Jack said.

‘And there’s a monkey – I’m going to add (the vision) in to the poddy this week – it’s a monkey just staring at him from the roof and in fairness it does look like this monkey has it out for him.’

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