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RATING: 5 / 10
January heralds the return of two cherished pop culture phenomena. First up is Hollywood’s “dump month,” a time when studios unleash their least promising films, offering a guilty pleasure for those weary of the award-season heavyweights. The second event is the eagerly anticipated U.S. and U.K. versions of “The Traitors,” a gripping reality TV mystery. In this show, either minor celebrities (in the U.S.) or quirky public contestants (in the more acclaimed U.K. edition) strive to oust players they suspect of scheming to snatch the prize money. This month-long spectacle of drama and deception provides the perfect antidote to the dreariness of winter.
- Perfectly watchable crime thriller that never drags …
Enter “The Rip,” a new direct-to-Netflix thriller by action director Joe Carnahan, seemingly custom-made for this season of indulgent cinema. The plot revolves around a team of officers investigating a mole among them, all eyeing a $19 million drug stash. Yet, despite its potential, “The Rip” falls short with predictable plot twists that fail to deliver the suspense it promises. Much like the reality show where viewers are in on the secret, the film’s attempts at mystery are glaringly obvious, even for audiences seeking mindless entertainment.
- But is two or three twists short of living up to its paranoid potential
- Offers nothing distinctive to an overstuffed genre
The story kicks off the day after a tragic loss in the Miami police force. Lieutenant Dane Dumars (played by Matt Damon) receives an enigmatic text about a massive cash reserve hidden in a nondescript suburban house. Despite being an exemplary officer, Dane struggles with self-doubt, underscored by the tattoos on his hands reminding him of his integrity. His colleagues, including Detective Sergeant JD Byrne (Ben Affleck), Detective Mike Ro (Steven Yeun), and Detective Numa Baptiste (Teyana Taylor), often jest that he’s the most corrupt among their notoriously crooked department.
With a nod to Forrest Gump, Dane leads his team on a covert operation to retrieve the money, expecting a straightforward resolution. However, after he inconsistently reports the sum to others, eyebrows are raised when they uncover $19 million hidden in an attic wall of a house owned by Desi (Sasha Calle from “The Flash”), a recent occupant who claims ignorance of the attic’s contents. Suddenly, distrust runs rampant as each team member suspects the others of plotting to pocket the cash. Given the department’s reputation, their skepticism is justified.
On paper, “The Rip,” the new straight-to-Netflix vehicle from action auteur Joe Carnahan, appears to be a marriage made in dump month heaven; a trashy thriller where a team of cops all investigate who is the traitor on their team, attempting to seize a recovered $19 million drug payment for themselves. Unfortunately, “The Rip” is a couple of twists too short of being the satisfying crime procedural it aspires to be, and the twists it does have are telegraphed as highly as the reality series, where the viewer is always clued in on who the villains are at any given time. Even with that mechanic stripped from proceedings, “The Rip” will be glaringly, infuriatingly obvious even to an audience hoping for a brain dead, meat head thrill ride.
It doesn’t live up to its traitorous potential
The day after one of their colleagues is killed on the job, Miami police Lieutenant Dane Dumars (Matt Damon) gets a suspicious text informing him that a huge stash of money in the hundreds of thousands is being held in an unassuming suburban home in the city outskirts. He’s a model cop, to the point of extreme self-doubt about his profession, with tattoos on his hands reminding himself he’s one of the good guys — but that doesn’t stop his co-workers — including Detective Sergeant JD Byrne (Ben Affleck), Detective Mike Ro (Steven Yeun), and Detective Numa Baptiste (Teyana Taylor) — from frequently joking that he’s the most crooked cop in a department notorious for bad apples.
Lieutenant Dane — try not reading that back to yourself in a Forrest Gump voice — leads the team after hours to this “rip,” assuming it’ll be a quick and easy job recovering and reporting. But after Dane has told people different monetary amounts will be recovered, suspicions start rising when $19 million is found stashed behind a wall in the attic belonging to Desi (“The Flash” star Sasha Calle) who only moved there a couple of months earlier, and claims to have never even gone to see what’s up there. Suddenly, the whole gang gets suspicious that they’re withholding information from each other to try take a significant amount of the cash for themselves off the books. This is a crooked department — the suspicions aren’t unfounded.
Although only partially a murder mystery, with the death that proceeded the narrative lingering around in the background, “The Rip” has the same issue that any movie in the genre stacked with A-listers has; the casting alone hints too heavily at who is the culprit, and anything pointing elsewhere is nothing more than a red herring. Damon and Affleck are already two overqualified leads for a movie set almost entirely on a near-empty cul-de-sac, where there’s just a couple of shootouts to punctuate the absence of civilization surrounding the stash house. But both still make sense working in the action genre, which typically doesn’t have many vehicles designed around two male leads, as opposed to ensembles or lone wolves; it’s natural both would gravitate toward a stripped-back affair that gives them a chance to be macho, competent, and just generally shoot the s**t with each other. I have no doubt that the cast had a lot of fun on set making this one; it’s probably why they were too distracted to realize this project was a little too undercooked.
This will be lost to the streaming algorithm
Instead, it’s the supporting cast whose presence really distracts, considering the scaled-back nature of the story. Oscar nominee and Emmy winner Steven Yeun has unfortunately still taken on many thankless roles since “Minari” and “Beef” edged him closer to the A-list; the natural gravitas that comes with hiring him means it’s hard for his character to evade suspicion for long, as why would an actor of his stature slum it in a straight-to-streaming vehicle like this, playing second fiddle to two more dominant A-listers? There are fewer question marks around Teyana Taylor’s character, largely because this was shot prior to “One Battle After Another” catapulting her into the Oscar conversation — this is a movie where the only suspects are the ones with familiar faces (see also: the lurking background presence of Kyle Chandler as a rival DEA agent circling the team), and this went into production too prematurely for her to be counted as one.
Even when the self-contained nature of the story is taken into account, there are still far too few twists to sustain the intensity of the drama. The movie is stylized like a chamber murder mystery, with all the suspects forced into close proximity, not knowing who to trust, or whether one of their close friends is working behind their backs; unfortunately, it reveals its hand far too soon to deliver on the simple delights that the genre twist promises. Of course, this isn’t a movie for murder mystery aficionados, but the action junkies demanding the Netflix algorithm produces something with enough adrenaline that can go down nicely with a pizza and a few small beers. Luckily, Joe Carnahan is a genre director skilled enough that he can make a thriller limited by its location zip along, never dragging its heels even when the constraints are so clear onscreen. It’s far from his best work — that will still be his hilariously mis-marketed, surprisingly existential Liam Neeson drama “The Grey” — but it’s further proof he’s a safe pair of hands. He may be a journeyman filmmaker, but few directors of his weight class could make something so flimsy and anticlimactic as watchable as he can.
“The Rip” will be lost to the algorithm within weeks, and if it does become a success, it will still be forgotten by all those who watched it. It’s perfectly serviceable, never less than watchable, but lacking in anything special that could live up to its twisty potential.
“The Rip” lands on Netflix on January 19.