Known for orchestrating spectacular events, party planner Mindy Weiss ensured the celebration was nothing short of extraordinary. However, despite the glamorous setting, not all guests hit the mark with their fashion choices. A James Bond theme typically calls for attire that is sexy, sleek, sophisticated, and predominantly black, but some attendees seemed to have missed the memo, opting for outfits that strayed from the theme’s elegant expectations. While their intentions may have been good, their wardrobe selections left much to be desired, sparing Kris the task of addressing the fashion faux pas herself.

Unfortunately, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris’s eldest daughter, found herself under the spotlight for the wrong reasons. Her black dress, with its plunging neckline, featured ill-fitting ruching and a peculiar pattern that drew comparisons to a garbage bag. While Kourtney herself looked stunning, with flawless makeup and a beautifully designed back to her dress, the front failed to impress, and the gloves she wore seemed out of place. It was an off night for Kourtney, especially when her sisters all nailed their looks.

It’s not fun to disparage the birthday queen’s eldest daughter, but it was impossible to look away from Kourtney Kardashian’s dress, and not for a good reason. Her black, plunging neckline had awkwardly formless ruching and an odd pattern on the front, and both made it look like she stepped into a garbage bag.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker arriving at Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday party. pic.twitter.com/stA31aAv2m

— Kardashians Jenner (@Kardashians06) November 9, 2025

Of course, Kourtney herself was gorgeous; her makeup looked flawless, and the back of the dress was elegant. The front looked messy, though, and her gloves felt tacky. None of Kourtney’s sisters missed the mark at all, so it just wasn’t her night. 

Martha Stewart wore a gold and green dress that was more appropriate at a Disney-themed party than a royal palace or James Bond movie. She might’ve pulled it off, too, if it were monochromatic gold, but we’ll never know because the bottom was green.

It looked like she was close to achieving mature Bond girl chic, but then took a sharp left turn to get some inspiration from her friend Tinkerbell at the last minute. Plus, everyone knows it’s a sin to outshine the birthday girl, but Stewart sure tried.

Meghan Trainor opted for subtlety at Kris Jenner’s birthday party, and might have been successful in her simple black dress if not for the gigantic shoulder pads on the red jacket she wore over it. The jacket also seemed weirdly inspired by a matador or a circus ringmaster, so it didn’t exactly scream “James Bond.”

Kris Jenner shares photos with Mariah Carey, Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, and Meghan Trainor at her 70th Birthday party 🥳

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— MuchMusic (@Much) November 10, 2025

Wide shoulder pads just don’t look attractive on anyone. Why won’t people let them die? Sorry, Meghan.

“Outrageous” normally isn’t a strong enough word to describe Sia’s fashion choices, which often land her on worst-dressed lists. However, judging from the “Unstoppable” singer’s outfit on November 8, Kris Jenner was lucky Sia even showed up to the party, considering how little effort she put into her outfit.

Sia at Kris Jenner’s birthday party last night. pic.twitter.com/dfQ915vf9Y

— Sia Lovers ✩ (@sia__lovers) November 10, 2025

Sia wore a shapeless and long black parka dress with black statement earrings. Hopefully, she took the baseball cap and sunglasses off inside. The ensemble was more than just out of character for Sia — it was disrespectful, too.

Singer and actor Teyana Taylor is known for her bold fashion choices and risks, but apparently didn’t want to play the game at Kris Jenner’s 007-themed bash. She wore a deconstructed, monochromatic black suit to the party that could be mistaken for a crop top and jeans. 

Teyana Taylor at Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday. pic.twitter.com/xcUDT96ZQl

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Taylor looked like she was headed to perform at a concert in the ’90s. While it wasn’t the worst fit of the evening, it’s just disappointing to see someone who was named Maxim’s sexiest woman alive — and made history in the process – take no risks with such a boring outfit.

The fact that dorky Mark Zuckerberg out-dressed his wife, Priscilla Chan, at Kris Jenner’s birthday is just another strange thing about their marriage. Chan appears to favor black colors in general, and she’s not the most exciting fashionista, but it’s a wonder Zuckerberg out-fitted anyone.

Priscilla Chan and Mark Zuckerberg arriving to Kris Jenner’s birthday party at Jeff Bezos’s house pic.twitter.com/sUzWFzOspm

— Mary (@MaryJackalope) November 10, 2025

Chan wore a leather dress that featured a jacket, pockets, and buttons down the front. It was giving more of a “bondage” vibe than Bond, at least if you could stop picturing her running through a rainstorm in it. Zuckerberg wore a classic black and white bowtie, and she missed a chance to match his elegance.