It’s amusing to see Whitney’s optimism as she believes that sending out bouquet-themed invitations might actually help the group “heal.” Bronwyn and Meredith embraced the garden party vibe wholeheartedly, while the rest of the ladies opted for pastel hues—with the exception of Angie, who showed up in leopard print, seemingly missing the fashion memo. Meanwhile, Mary expressed her concerns about the venue’s ominous history, mentioning that the previous owner had tragically killed his wife and himself. Quite the chilling backdrop for a gathering.

Only The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City can have an entire episode centered around a luncheon that goes terribly sideways.  Whitney‘s hope of getting the girls together to celebrate “love, laughter, and wine” is a pipe dream.  Despite bringing in an intuitive consultant (aka a psychic) to mix things up,  Lisa and Angie start fighting and there is no chance of stopping them.  And just WHO is the soup man?!

Despite recent tensions with Angie, Lisa arrived to support Whitney, showcasing her commitment to mending fences. This marked the first time Meredith saw Lisa since Angie unveiled that Lisa had allegedly urged her to investigate Meredith’s family background, adding another layer of drama to the gathering.

The event kicked off on a hopeful note as Whitney delivered a heartfelt welcome speech, declaring that her carefree spirit is making a strong comeback, even after her recent business setback. With renewed determination, Whitney revealed she had invited a special guest from New York—a spiritual intuitive—to the event. However, Mary was visibly unimpressed, dismissing him as a “soothsayer” and making it clear she wasn’t on board with the idea.

Before diving into spiritual readings, the women took a moment to savor some Utah wines. During this time, Angie casually mentioned that her house was up for sale, prompting Britani to pull up the listing right then and there. Noticing a price reduction, Britani remarked on what she perceived as a negative sign and expressed her surprise—and perhaps disappointment—that Angie hadn’t enlisted her services as a realtor. Who knew Britani was in real estate?

Before the readings, the ladies sit down to taste some Utah wines.  Angie shares that her house has been for sale and Britani looks up the listing right on the spot.  Britani points out that there was a price adjustment (“that’s not good”) and shares her dismay that Angie did not have her list the house, as she is a realtor (who knew?!). 

Angie defends Britani’s remarks that the house is priced too high as she lives in the most prestigious zip code and Angie calls Britani clueless.  

The bickering gets interrupted when Jared calls, and we learn that it’s been a mere 24 hours since Britani “took a break” from him, as per Whitney’s advice.  It’s almost laughable, especially when Whitney shares Jared had a chat with Justin about how much he supports Britani, insinuating that Britani only gets back with him when she wants a vacation.  Who is the gold digger now?

Britani is aghast to hear this and she is hurt that he painted her in this light.  She is in absolute denial.  Luckily, she gets called to see the psychic first.  The reading shows Britani’s wall of communication against her daughters, which is no surprise, but she is shocked at how on point this consultant is.

While she is getting read, Meredith is trying to read Lisa. She confronts Lisa with the concerns she has and asks if she has been spreading negative rumors about her family. Without hesitation, Lisa denies this and knows right away that Angie is behind this accusation.

Lisa calls Angie Satan, but Angie claps back saying she doesn’t do her work in the dark.  Lisa claims she was always very careful not to say anything negative about Meredith and calls Angie a bully. 

Lisa states that Angie talks sh*tty about her kids and Meredith jumps in to remind the ladies that they need to stop going low. Heather can’t understand how Meredith let Lisa off the hook so easily after her denial.

Angie goes on to say that she did think Lisa cared about her, until she started saying terrible things about her like having to borrow money to take vacations. Angie throws out her black AmEx’s (plural) and she certainly is flexing. When Lisa keeps yelling back, Angie tells her, “I’m gonna come over there and pull your ears further back” than her facelift did.  She goes on to tell Lisa, “you look like you’ve been in a wind tunnel.”

Lisa calls Angie shortie (all while Britani puts Angie’s credit cards down her dress) and Angie tells Lisa she needs a therapist.  It’s pretty clear this fighting will never end.

When Bronwyn returns after her reading, she is visibly upset.  Meredith asks for a cease fire so they can hear what upset Bronwyn.  Bronwyn explains her parents’ health issues and begs the group to stop being so petty.

Even after hearing this, Angie and Lisa won’t quit.  Whitney pulls Angie from the table and Lisa yells after Angie about a “soup man.”  Who IS this soup man Lisa speaks of?! Thank GOODNESS the sommelier offers them some more wine because that is EXACTLY what they need right now….

Whitney attempts to be the voice of reason and show Lisa and Angie that accusations are not necessarily true and in order to move on, they have to STOP. Lisa claims that Angie is everything Angie accuses her of. 

Lisa gets pulled for her reading and the fighting stops for a minute.  She gets asked why she feels like she is rebuilding trust within her marriage and she needs to figure out how to communicate better with her husband. Lisa doesn’t know how to find her way back to John. They need to get on the same team so she no longer feels lost.  

Lisa admits that she feels alone sometimes in her marriage, but you better believe she keeps her reading very surface when the group asks. She paraphrases (or lies) about what was said and states that NOW she will stop with Angie.  But not before she reminds Angie that she started it all and states that she could go so low that they would never come back.  She storms off and yells that Angie should learn to apologize.

After Angie’s reading about her new business venture, she interrupts Meredith’s turn to grad her Tupperware box of goods.  In this box are all of the gifts Lisa ever gave her.  Angie suggests that Britani give the gifts back to Jared as it might be good for her relationship, too.  

Lisa has had enough and leaves during Whitney’s reading.  Little does she know that Whitney was breaking down about resenting her husband and communication issues within her marriage. Hilarious that Lisa walks in just as the psychic tries to warn Whitney to avoid those who are snake-like.

Bronwyn just wants the ladies to apologize and end it, considering they have both said some crazy things.  Even though Lisa left, Angie is still spiraling, crying that she will not have her reputation questioned.  She reminds the remaining ladies that they have all gone back to Lisa, which causes Mary to turn, claiming she is done with Angie.  Mary was simply trying to make peace and will not be questioned about Lisa.

 Angie tearfully states that she loves the group, even Britani… a little bit. Bronwyn knows that Lisa goes low, but that does not mean that Angie has to engage. Angie refuses to be afraid of Lisa, but the mood changes when Britani calls Jared.

Bronwyn literally ends the conversation for Britani, telling Jared that Britani has given him up for lent.  But I just have one question: did anyone check to see if Britani gave Angie her AmEx back?

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