Renegade Paws adoption post goes viral, featured on The Today Show
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SAVANNAH, Ga. () — Renegade Paws Rescue has gone viral!

A social media post on their Facebook page highlighting a unique dog they have available for adoption has been shared more than 86,000 times.

The pup in question is Igor and his viral post was featured on The Today Show:

Here is the entire post:

“Ever wanted to adopt a sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur?

Igor is up for adoption at Renegade Paws Rescue.

Meet Igor.

We have reason to believe he’s a cursed Victorian child masquerading as a 10 lb. stuffed animal.

He was not born, he appeared. No one remembers how or when. He materializes in doorways and stares at corners. He knows exactly what you did.

This dog does not want to go to the dog park or to brunch. He wants your ex-boyfriend’s head on a platter. And that mean girl in high school who said you were ugly? He’s putting her soul through a meat grinder.

Igor wants you. He’ll plan evil schemes with a dog sibling or two. But he doesn’t want too many friends and he might need an exorcism if you bring that nice golden retriever from down the street over for a playdate.

We tried training and he made the trainer cry. We tried treats and he gobbled them and then suffocated the house with the chemical warfare that came out of his rump.

Igor is only satisfied when he’s cursed the bloodline of your enemies and sent a plague to ruin their crops.

Igor is not a good boy. Igor is an experience. He will allow you to live in his home if you agree to worship him like the tiny, furious deity he is.

His adoption requirements include at least one human who finds small, emotionally stunted men “intriguing.”

If that’s you, apply to enter into a legally binding relationship with a fluff-coated poltergeist today.”

If you would like to adopt Igor or one of the many other animals waiting for a forever home, contact Renegade Paws Rescue here.

You can make a donation to help support the work Renegade Paws Rescue does here.

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