Joe threatened to fight a man who asked about his academic chops and claimed he went to law school on “a full academic scholarship.” Except, he didn’t. He claimed he had three degrees from college. Except, he doesn’t. He claimed he was in the “top half” of his law school class. Nope. He was in the “steerage” section of his law school class. 

Biden also famously pilfered a large part of Neil Kinnock’s life story, including stealing one of his speeches, almost word for word. Joe got caught and slinked back to Delaware and the Senate to lie about more mundane things like his wife’s and daughter’s deaths. It became almost a full-time job to keep Joe Biden’s lies straight, particularly for Joe Biden.

Over the years, Joe has lied about every part of his life. The most disgusting is using his dead son’s service as a campaign prop and lying about how and why he died.  

Biden, it seemed, attended Black churches growing up. He was raised by Puerto Ricans, too. Joe was arrested trying to see Nelson Mandela, and he was arrested while protesting for civil rights. 

None of that is true. It is all made up by Joe.  

His house nearly burned down. Biden claimed he taught Con Law and drove a semi-truck. He was blue collar before the term was invented. Joe invented the term. He’s claimed that he was a football star and hit a line drive 368 feet off the center field wall during the second Congressional Baseball Game. None of those things actually happened. It was all made up by Joe.  

Sure, we know Joe’s lying when his lips are moving, but more specifically, his tell is his “God’s truth, man” and “I’m making this up”. In fact that is precisely what he is doing.  

Now, six months into Trump’s second term and with Biden the subject of a book that suggests that he wasn’t in charge of anything during his presidency, Biden’s handlers are waking him up and leading him out into public to blather nonsense and slink back to Delaware. The latest incarnation of obvious lies is Biden’s claim that world leaders are calling him, asking him to “get involved”  

“I’m getting calls. I’m not going to go into it, I can’t, from a number of European leaders asking me to get engaged,” Biden said. “I’m not, but I’m giving advice. Because things are different.”  

“How can you just walk away?” Biden added. “You don’t see me out there publicly doing a lot of this. But I’m also dealing with a lot of Democrats and Republican colleagues, all of them, wanting to talk, not because they think I have the answer, just to bounce things off me. I’m seeing a lot of officeholders… I’m not looking for them. They asked to see me, I see them.” 

Only sycophants believe that any world leader is calling Joe Biden and asking for advice. In any event, even if Biden wasn’t (clearly) in the twilight of cognition, he was Obama’s cutout. If any world leaders were calling any ex-president, it’s not the guy with a revoked security clearance, and the memory of a goldfish.  

Joe Biden is a sad, pathetic man who really needs to stop talking. Walk away, Joe, you’re beyond embarrassing yourself.