MEN won’t get off for free any longer thanks to a bizarre newly proposed bill that would charge them thousands each time they have casual sex.

The “contraception begins at erection act” wishes to make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

Mississippi State Senator Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced the unbelievable bill in a desperate attempt to pin more of the pregnancy blame on men.

He said that legislation unfairly targets women while “men are fifty percent of the equation,” Blackmon told NBC affiliate WLBT.

Under the new bill, violators would be fined a massive $1,000 if they have unprotected sex without intending to get pregnant.

The second slip-up would warrant a $5,000 charge, and a third would bring a massive $10,000 fee.

The radical lawmaker hopes that his cheeky stunt will spark a conversation about how men should feel more responsibility in the bedroom.

“People can get up in arms and call it absurd, but I can’t say that bothers me,” he said.

Men who are donating sperm to a bank will be protected from the far-out fine.

And if contraception is used with the intent to prevent pregnancy, the lucky stag will get off for free.

Blackmon hopes to begin imposing the bill by July 1, but he will have to convince his fellow state senators to be on board first.

The wild bill really took the wind out of some men’s sails, as horrified social media users wondered whether it applied to masturbation.

“Surely this is a joke. No bunch of men is going to vote to criminalize masturbation,” said one anxious X user.

Another joked,”If this is real I can’t wait to hear their plan for enforcement.

“They’ll need to hire lots of people to randomly drop by homes unannounced to check what they’re getting up to all alone in there.”

And a different critic simply said, “This is hard to believe.”

However, the bill doesn’t clarify a masturbation crackdown, so intimate alone time could be protected.

Blackmon is a 36-year-old politician who assumed his office as representative of the 21st district in January 2024.

It previously had been held by his mother, Barbara Blackmon, who was first elected into the office in 2016.

His father, Representative Ed Blackmon, was also a politician, who served as a congressman for decades.

Both of their positions were left unchallenged, so they were filled by Blackmon and his brother Lawrence.