Fractured Media Award Nominations: Supporting Crime, Opposing Health, and Mourning a Dog Before Charlie
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It is time for a new round of nominations for nefarious news nonsense! In recognizing the efforts of the unprofessional press, journalistic sloth, and deserved media mockery, we nominate the efforts for end-of-the-year honors. To commemorate the past of muckraking reporting and shoe leather investigation, we have created The Golden Remington Awards. Our trophy honors the olden days when hard-scrabble hacks committed actual journalism and hammered out dispatches on those hefty word-smith devices.

Regularly, we compile some of the most fractured examples of journalism, nominating them for the un-coveted dishonor of “winning” our un-distinguished Remmy Award. At the end of the year, we recognize the greats by gathering examples in a number of categories and judiciously choosing the deserving performances.

Here are the latest nominees for The Remmys.

Distinguished Explanatory Reporting

As President Trump sent National Guard troops into D.C. to stem crime, Lawrence had what he felt was the perfect dose of evidence that there was no need for this effort.

He played a clip from the movie “Mr. Smith Goes To Washington”. For his claim that there was no need for Trump to step in and improve the nation’s capital, he offered up as proof a clip of Jimmy Stewart in Union Station. As Larry explains in the provided video, we do not see any National Guardsmen patrolling the train depot.

In a fictional movie scene…from 1939.

And there you have it – ironclad proof that there is no crime in Washington, D.C.

Distinguished National Reporting 

In commenting on the moves by the Cracker Barrel executives to rescind the company’s alteration of its logo and planned redesign of restaurants, CNN took a rather myopic approach.

Despite widespread opposition from its customer base – including the Democratic Party – here was CNN declaring that the opposition was coming only from the right-wing.

Distinguished Cultural Commentary

In looking over the Jimmy Kimmel commentary, CNN’s media maven tried to sound insightful as he came up with a rather stark dose of obviousness. He proclaimed that the TV host was more popular than he had been one week earlier.

This is the opposite of a surprise, considering that Kimmel was receiving around-the-clock coverage for that week.

Distinguished Sports Reporting

The Mets announcer brought up the fact that Matt Shaw of the Chicago Cubs missed a game last week because he attended the funeral of Charlie Kirk. Shaw was actually a friend of Kirk, but that was not the only obliviousness from the play-by-play man. It was shown that previously Cohen missed a broadcast because his family was in mourning for the passing of the family dog.

Distinguished Local Reporting 

In a lengthy piece, the writer details just how unnecessary it was for President Trump to send those troops into the Capitol. She attempts to paint their presence as a comical tableau, all to underscore her claim that there is no crime problem in the area. Her lobbying effort is undercut by a curious source – Ashley Parker herself.

It was just months earlier that Parker detailed a list of the crimes that her family endured, but now that it is President Trump taking action, she needs to find the move to be ridiculous.

Distinguished Cultural Criticism

In a gripping segment covering the travails of singles these days, Audie Cornish detailed how many users are getting burnt out from using dating apps. We give you one guess who is to blame.

Somehow, President Trump and MAGA are to blame for the diminished prospects many women are experiencing.

The Gold Lame Cordouroy Pillow for Best Headlines (sponsored by the New York Post)

Distinguished Public Service

It is rather clear that the press is taking a stance of opposition to Robert Kennedy Jr. On “ABC This Week,” there was a panel discussion regarding some of the moves made recently by the director of the Health and Human Services agency, and there was quite a contradiction on display.

When discussing matters of public health, maybe having Chris Christie deliver the messaging is not the way to go?

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