Soon-to-be ex-late-night talk show host Stephen Colbert was taken aback when Kamala Harris suggested she would not run for President again in 2028 because the system is “broken.”

“Broken” is, of course, code for “rigged,” which is rich coming from someone who stole the Democrat nomination in 2024 through a soft coup of a well-meaning elderly man with oatmeal for brains.

Harris recently announced that she would not run for governor of California, prompting some pundits to speculate that she would instead focus her efforts on another bid for the White House.

Colbert inquired on the matter, asking if she would instead turn her attention to a “different office,” and Kamala responded with such a sad, defeatist attitude that Winnie the Pooh’s friend Eeyore would find it depressing.

“No,” she responded. “It’s perhaps more basic than that.”

“Recently, I made the decision that I just, for now, I don’t want to go back in the system. I think it’s broken,” Harris lamented.

In the MOST amount of words possible, Kamala Harris admits President Trump BROKE her, which is why she doesn’t want to run for Governor of California

“The system’s broken… so I don’t wanna go back into the system.”

She just GAVE UP 🤣 pic.twitter.com/AXDBG4vSMz

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 1, 2025