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Ever wonder which countries have the biggest penises?
Well, you’re in luck. Scientists have tallied tallywacker sizes around the globe to determine which nation’s people are the most well-endowed.
Hint: It’s not the citizens of the United States.
In contrast, Sudanese individuals have the largest average erect length, coming in at 7.07 inches which is significantly longer than the global average ranging between 5.1 and 5.5 inches.
These rankings, released by database collection Data Panda, stemmed from a study published in 2014 within the journal BJU International Sexual Medicine. The research was an analysis of various prior studies conducted worldwide, where health professionals had quantified penis sizes in samples of 50 individuals or more.
The one caveat was that many of the measurements were self-reported — meaning they could’ve been slightly, well, inflated.
Second place in the phallus-measuring contest was the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the men boasted 7.05-inch penises on average.
Meanwhile, Ecuador (6.93 inches), The Republic Of The Congo (6.83) and Ghana (6.81) rounded out the top five on this member Mount Rushmore.
Regrettably, the United States, known for its preference for large portions, fell short in terms of average penis size – securing the 68th position with an average measurement of 5.57 inches.
Canada ranked even lower, with an average length of 5.48 inches.
Fortunately, Americans didn’t come dead last in this phallic olympiad.
That honor went to Thailand, where penises measured 3.72 inches on average. Asian nations, in general, represented a good portion of the least-endowed nations.
Following close behind Thailand were North Korea (3.78), Cambodia (3.88 in) and Nepal (3.93).
Myanmar placed fifth at 3.97 inches.
Of course, girth was equally as valuable as length — and European countries dominated the battle of the bulge in that category.
France topped the list with an average erect circumference of 5.37 inches around, followed by the Netherlands at 5.33 inches and then Ecuador in third (5.29 inches)
Belgium and Denmark “rounded” out the ranking with 5.22 inches each.
The United States ranked No. 39 on the girth gauge at about 4.81 inches.
Here are the top 10 penis lengths by country:
- Sudan: 7.07
- DR Congo: 7.05
- Ecuador: 6.93
- Republic of the Congo: 6.83
- Ghana: 6.81
- Nigeria: 6.69
- Venezuela: 6.66
- Lebanon: 6.62
- Colombia: 6.59
- Cameroon: 6.55 inches
