Make Joint Addresses Great Again!

Americans have grown addicted to political theater and President Donald Trump’s speech to Congress on Tuesday scratched that itch… and then some.

I hadn’t been that entertained by a president since Joe Biden gnawed off a baby foot on Halloween. 

But, on Tuesday, it was donkey on the menu.

Forty-seven confidently marched towards the House podium, feeling empowered and prepared to engage in the continuous cultural conflict. However, he was unaware that his adversaries would easily yield. The resistance from the Left seemed more disordered than a convoluted statement from Kamala Harris.

First, crusty impeachment enthusiast, Texas Rep. Al Green, stood and shouted and waved his gold-handled cane at the president. When he ignored Speaker Mike Johnson’s warning to pipe down, he was booted out.

‘Who the heck is producing this thing?’ I thought. ‘WWE co-founder-turned-Education-Secretary Linda McMahon?’

And folks, we were just getting warmed up.

Some Dems wore yellow and blue in support of Ukraine. Others wore black, perhaps in mourning for their political careers.

Americans have grown addicted to political theater and President Donald Trump ‘s speech to Congress (pictured) scratched that itch… and then some.

I hadn’t been that entertained by a president since Joe Biden gnawed off a baby foot on Halloween (pictured). 

The Democratic Women’s Caucus cleverly cloaked themselves in pink as some sort of protest but ended up looking like discarded wads of bubblegum stuck to the seats from which they refused to budge. And while these electoral losers sat looking like they’d just been forced to drink curdled milk Trump called them out for it.

‘I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy or to make them stand or smile or applaud,’ he said. ‘I could find a cure to the most devastating disease… or announce the answers to the greatest economy in history or the stoppage of crime… and these people sitting right here will not clap, will not stand and certainly will not cheer.’

At the very least, they could have perked up when Trump announced that DOGE daddy Elon Musk had discovered jaw-dropping numbers of Americans listed as alive by the Social Security Administration despite being more than 130 years old. Believe it or not, Trump said, that government databases even listed one recipients as older than the United States of America itself.

‘So, what?’ grumbled Joe Biden from Delaware. ‘He’s a spring chicken.’

And when Trump cited 130,000 Social Security recipients over 160 years-old the president had one of the lines of the night, turning to Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. and joking, ‘We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby!’

It’s funny because there’s only one thing that the Left hates more than rooting out waste, fraud and abuse – a Kennedy who refuses to carry their water.

Meanwhile, Hamas-adjacent Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib was very busy scribbling dimwitted phrases on whiteboard that she held up for the cameras to see.

It read ‘Start paying your taxes’ and ‘Stopping lying to the American people.’ I half expected her to write ‘Any spare change?’

The most telling moment of the night came when Trump announced that Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy had sent him a box of chocolate and flowers to apologize for their bad date on Friday. Apparently, Zelenskyy is finally ready to make a commitment… to peace.

Crusty impeachment enthusiast, Texas Rep. Al Green (pictured), stood and shouted and waved his gold-handled cane at the president.

The Democratic Women’s Caucus cleverly cloaked themselves in pink as some sort of protest but ended up looking like discarded wads of bubblegum stuck to the seats that they refused to budge from. 

But, for some utterly bizarre reason, progressive, race-faker Senator Elizabeth Warren began to applaud like harbor seal on speed when Trumlamented that billions in taxpayer money that Biden sent to Ukraine.

‘Do you want to keep [the Ukraine-Russia war] going for another 5 years?’ Trump asked Loony Liz. ‘Pocahontas says ‘Yes!’

Indeed, Warren’s political principles seem as sincere as her genealogy.

Weren’t the Democrats once the party of peaceniks? I supposed they were also once the party of workingman.

Boy, do times change.

But my laughter turned to anger – the best drug of all – when these silly Dems with paddles bearing slogans like ‘Save Medicaid’ and ‘Musk Steals,’ sat on their hands brazenly snubbing the families of murder victims slaughtered by illegal immigrant criminals.

It was painful to watch as the mother and sister of murdered 22-year-old nursing student Laken Riley stood for the kind of recognition no family ever asks for.

Laken was killed by illegal immigrant Jose Ibarra while she out on a morning jog near her Georgia college campus in February 2024. Ibarra had been arrested and released by multiple federal and state agencies in the months before committing his senseless crime. He was an associate of the Venezuelan prison gang, Tren de Aragua, that is now terrorizing US cities. Thanks, Joe.

Twelve-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray was also killed by Tren gangbangers. Her mother was in the audience on Tuesday as Trump – ever the showman – re-named a 34,000-acre wildlife preserve in Jocelyn’s honor.

Teary eyed Republicans rose in applause.

It was painful to watch as the mother and sister of murdered 22-year-old nursing student Laken Riley (pictured) stood for the kind of recognition no family ever asks for.

But from the heartless Democrat-side of the aisle there was nothing but frowny faces and crickets.

For the truth is that aside from their childish antics, they have nothing left.

The once powerful matriarch of the House Nancy Pelosi simply glared at Trump chewing on her dental work, like someone who should’ve already been put to bed after her serving of Jello.

Stripped by the voters of a majority in the House, there would be no remarks for the former Speaker to dramatically rip to shreds. Neutered by audiences, who left in search of something more reliable, the Left’s slavish media enablers are now just shrieking into the void.

This is the new normal in America. The Orange Man in the driver’s seat boldly proclaimed to his seething haters, ‘Every day we will stand up, and we will fight, fight, fight, for the country our citizens believe in and for the country our people deserve.’

‘Get ready for an incredible future,’ the President said, ‘because the golden age of America has just begun. It will be like nothing that has ever been seen before.’

If it’s anything like last night’s joint address, it’ll be a hell of a ride.