Obama distraught as Trump bombs nuke factory he paid for
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According to a staff member at Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard property, the ex-president was reportedly disappointed by Iran’s inability to bring about widespread chaos and devastation. READ MORE


Reports indicate that a large, bright orange sphere observed in the sky during the late hours of Sunday morning led to the demise of numerous individuals in the United Kingdom. READ MORE


The limited edition MS-13 bobblehead features a Latinx cis-male with face tattoos and a penchant for vandalism. READ MORE


Speculation persisted that Texas Republicans were merely tired of their Democrat-leaning capital city and wanted it nuked from orbit so they could move the state’s capital to San Antonio. READ MORE

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