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Aside from booze and larceny, sex is likely Willie’s strongest vice, and he has a particular affinity for doing it in public, whether in a parked car, an alley, a Christmas tree lot, or a department store dressing room. His dressing room rendezvous in the first film is particularly horrifying in the eyes of milquetoast store manager Bob (played by the late John Ritter). For some reason, though, Bob does not consider this grounds for dismissal, despite it seeming like more than enough reason to fire a seasonal worker like Willie.
“I was against the Clinton impeachment,” Bob stammers to his head of security Gin (Bernie Mac), who muses, “Man is a sexual being. Can’t do s**t about that, Jack.”
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But Willie’s heart (and other parts) are mostly reserved for Sue the Santa-loving bartender, who luckily shares many of his pastimes; the couple, along with Thurman Merman, form an unexpectedly sweet family unit. In “Bad Santa 2,” however, his sexual activities are far more mercenary, if still very public. He seduces Diane, whose put-together demeanor hides a sordid past and a decade of sublimated desires, and has a brief tryst with security guard Gina (comedian Jenny Zigrino) in a bar bathroom in order to steal a key from her, taking the job only after Gina rejected the advances of Marcus, who has been in jail since the end of the first movie.
