Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has once again found herself at the center of controversy, voicing her dismay over an invitation from Fox News host Jesse Watters. The outspoken congresswoman declined the offer to appear on Watters’ popular primetime show, citing concerns over past interactions.

Ocasio-Cortez alleges that Watters has previously engaged in behavior she describes as “sexualized and harassing,” further accusing him of using “horrific, sexually exploitative rhetoric” during his broadcasts.

These serious accusations highlight the ongoing tensions between the congresswoman and certain media figures. Ocasio-Cortez’s response underscores her stance against what she perceives as inappropriate commentary directed at public figures.

As debates over media treatment of politicians continue, the situation raises questions about the nature of discourse and the responsibilities of media personalities when discussing public officials.

What could that smirking, pot-stirrer have possibly said about our future presidentress that sent her into such a rage?

Well, back in October Watters joked that AOC, who had been actively insulting White House immigration czar and senior advisor Stephen Miller, did so because ‘AOC wants to sleep with’ Miller.

This came after the New York lightning rod legislator accused Miller of being a dwarf, saying, ‘he looks like he’s, like, 4 – 10. He looks like he is angry about the fact that he’s 4 -10 and he has taken that anger out on any other population possible.’

Stunning analysis, Alexandria. Did you learn that tough talk during your hardscrabble bartending days? Or have you been brain-poisoned by your rusty lip stain?

AOC claims Watters ‘sexualized and harassed me on his show… he has engaged in horrific, sexually exploitative rhetoric’ 

Let’s not forget, this congresswoman’s ‘partner’ Rowdy Riley Roberts looks like a giant gingerbread baby. Maybe she should tone it down shaming men’s looks.

The Bronx Babbler also once lazily accused Miller, a Jewish man, of being a ‘neo-Nazi and a white supremacist.’ Hmm…? Figure that one out.

This high-pitched hot shot is not above lobbing sizeist, sexist, culturally appalling insults, yet Watters’ joke about AOC having a crush on her political nemesis is crossing some imaginary line? Spare me the sanctimony, sister.

She’s Rough Stuff McGill when she wants to sound like a member of Bernie Sanders’ goon squad, but the moment she’s confronted, she turns into the General Karen in the Army of the Perpetually Aggrieved.

But mockery is part of her political strategy. She said it herself! ‘One of the best ways you can dismantle a movement of insecure men is by making fun of them,’ she once preached, justifying her playground taunts of Miller.

It’s a lame gameplan, but her audience is more interested in sick burns than policy substance, anyway.

After AOC stormed away from Bellisario in a huff, she immediately took to X to double down on the declined invitation, tweeting, ‘You can either be a pervert or ask me to be on your little show. Not both. Good luck.’

AOC accused Miller (pictured with his wife, Katie) of being a dwarf, saying, ‘He looks like he is angry about the fact that he’s 4 -10 and he has taken that anger out on any other population possible’

Clearly, she’s trying to put every manbaby in the corner, but Watters’ show is MASSIVE (especially with the male demographic). I mean, it’s not as massive as the problem AOC has with conservative and independent men who are utterly allergic to sassy feminists who want to punish them and reappropriate their earnings.

If Ocasio-Cortez wants to be taken seriously the best place for her to start would be a roast battle on prime time where she and Jesse could trade good-natured insults. Humor provides much needed common ground, but the self-serious congresswoman would first need to grow a funny bone and learn to laugh at herself.

Everyone else does.

Half cheese, half sleaze

Handsome sellout Tom Brady is being mercilessly mocked for taking a job as pitchman for Pizza Hut.

Brady – infamous for eschewing nightshade vegetables and pushing vegan protein – is now Making America Fat Again… and Again… and Again.

This dude is one Jordan Hudson away from losing his mind completely.

Sellout Tom Brady is being mercilessly mocked for taking a job as pitchman for Pizza Hut

White tears

Commie New York City Mayor Mamdani’s housing aide Cea Weaver once said home ownership by white people is racist. But when this chick, who’s whiter than Wonder Bread, was outed for having a mom who owns a $1.6 million house, she burst into tears.

‘NO!’ she moaned when a Daily Mail reporter asked for comment.

Hey hypocritical white lady: if we’re taking homes away, can I please have your mom’s mansion?

That’s Wong 

Comedian Bill Hader’s having a tough stretch. First, he had a Christmas party run-in Nick Reiner, now he’s splitting up with wife girlfriend Ali Wong.

Reportedly, Hader’s nickname is ‘Bill Hater’ because he’s a prickly pear, while Wong, say (anonymous) friends, is down-to-earth and kind. So, no one was buying the BS line their camps are pushing that they’re splitting because of ‘competing work schedules.’

Busy people can ‘find’ time. Just look at Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner’s boobs!

Comedian Bill Hader’s having a tough stretch. First, he had a Christmas party run-in Nick Reiner, now he’s splitting up with wife girlfriend Ali Wong.

Show me the Green…land

President Trump is reportedly mulling the idea of buying the affection of trepidatious Greenlanders with checks of up to $100,000 each, if they support secession from dumpy Denmark.

The Big Pimpin’ strategy would cost $6 billion, which is a bargain considering the price tag of a ground war.

No Friends

Jennifer Aniston, how DO you stay so fit at 56? Well, she has flawless genetics, millions of dollars, a celebrity personal trainer and she exercise constantly. It’s just that simple.

According to Aniston bestie/fitness guru/exercise system inventor Dani Coleman, the Hollywood bombshell rarely skips a session and often opts for full body workouts.

Why didn’t I think of that?

Jennifer Anniston has flawless genetics, millions of dollars, a celebrity personal trainer and she exercise constantly. It’s just that simple

Soda POP!

Former NFL star Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife because she claimed on a podcast that his manhood is the size of two, maybe even three, coke cans.

By ‘suing’ does he mean he’s writing an effusive thank you letter?

I can think of more defamatory statements.

Former NFL star Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife because she claimed on a podcast that his manhood is the size of two, maybe even three, coke cans

Aunty Becky, no!

Full House star Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Gianulli are getting divorced years after they were busted for paying $500,000 in bribes to get their daughter into the University of Southern California.

The scheme – deemed Varsity Blues – landed them both in prison for a few months and Loughlin reportedly never forgave Gianulli for pushing he whole thing.

Let’s be honest: prison changes a woman.