A MADCAP Putin MP has threatened to use dead Brits as “fertiliser” and “food for trench mice” in the latest deranged World War Three threat.

British, French and German soldiers have been warned they’ll face torturous deaths if they are sent as “peacekeepers” to end the war in Ukraine.

Leading Russian politician Rogozin mocked Sir Keir Starmer for attempting to be a “cool British prime minister” by looking to send troops.

He warned: “It has been a long time since we fertilised the Crimean vineyards with [the corpses of] British officers.

“We are waiting, Starmer, the time has come.”

“Don’t forget to give your Scot [soldiers] combat tartan skirts, so that our drones can easily fly in there and kick their spicy a****.

“Don’t ignore the glorious Irish with the blue plume on their hats, by which our snipers will be pleased to count them in the shabby Zaporizhzhia forest regiments.

“Don’t miss the moment to put grizzly fur hats on your brave English warriors, who are never dried out in your pubs.”

He also said the Western troops would be very useful in the Donetsk trenches for “feeding thousands of local mice” in the heinous threat.

Rogozin added: “Come on, Starmer, blow your bagpipes, blow to us, brave warrior of the crazy king.”

The mad Putin puppet, 61, was previously in charge of tests on Putin’s monster Satan-2 or Sarmat missile.

He now sits as a senator in the Russian parliament for an invaded region of Ukraine.

Meanwhile Russian army Major-General Apti Alaudinov, 51, has defied US President Donald Trump’s claim that Putin wants peace.

He made a chilling declaration that Moscow should be ready for full-scale mobilisation to field a military machine of two million soldiers to crush any attempt to put NATO member troops on Ukrainian soil.

He added that Europe and Nato would then be “ceasing to exist”.

Alaudinov said: “We’re ready to eat grass, drink from puddles, but we will fight to the end,” he said.

“No matter what happens, no matter how things play out, Russia will win this war.

“No doubt about it.

“Right now, we’re at a point where either NATO falls apart, and we go on to finish off Europe…

“Or they stop bluffing, back down, and agree to whatever conditions are needed just to make peace with us.

“Either way, as a country, we have every chance of defeating a united Europe.

“But we are the most experienced military force in the world, and we are more prepared for modern warfare than anyone else.”

They could gather a peacekeeping force, but the West was running out of weapons, he said.

Moscow is vehemently opposed to the “boots on the ground” proposals of Starmer and Macron as part of a peace deal to offer security to Ukraine against another Putin invasion.