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In a playful endeavor, our team has been digitally transforming various figures from the Trump administration, purely for entertainment purposes. Why, you ask? Simply because we can. Back in 2024, we imagined what JD Vance might look like with President Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle, and the result was nothing short of amusing. This time, our focus has shifted to Stephen Miller, whose hair has certainly faced its fair share of challenges over the years. Our skilled photo editors have given Miller a virtual hair makeover, and the outcome is truly astonishing.
The addition of thick, flowing, wavy hair dramatically alters Miller’s appearance, making him look a decade younger. We’ve reimagined the White House deputy chief of staff for policy with a robust hairline and a full head of hair—an appearance that surprisingly suits him well. It’s often said that the right haircut can completely transform a person’s look, and this Photoshopped version of Miller is no exception, presenting a stark contrast to his usual image.
If the initial digitally altered image piqued your interest, you’re in for another treat. Our photo editors have crafted yet another creative mock-up, this time featuring a front-facing view of Miller with thick, luxurious locks reminiscent of actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s hairstyle (a nod to his fans). This image captures Miller with a broad smile during a White House press briefing in February 2025. The transformation is, once again, strikingly different from the real Stephen Miller, adding a layer of humor and intrigue to his public persona.
The long, voluminous, wavy hairdo instantly takes 10 years off Miller and suits him surprisingly well. We took the liberty of giving the White House deputy chief of staff for policy the Trudeau by picturing him with a proper hairline and a full head of hair. They say the right haircut instantly changes how a person looks, and in this case, that’s certainly true; Miller couldn’t look any more different in the Photoshopped image compared to his actual self, which is a whole other mood.
Should Stephen Miller start wearing wigs?
If you enjoyed seeing that digitally altered image of Stephen Miller with hair, you’re in for a treat as our photo editors went all in and created another mock-up too. This front-facing shot gives you a proper view of the Trump staffer sporting thick, luxurious locks that closely resemble Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s hair (sorry to the actor’s fans), if you squint your eyes really hard. It helps that the pic is of Miller flashing a giant (creepy?) smile while taking the podium during a February 2025 White House press briefing. Once again, though, the difference is striking.
Of course, this isn’t to judge anyone’s appearance and claim that the politician needs to start wearing wigs or anything like that. But, if that’s something he’d be interested in, Miller will be pleased to know that there are places that offer realistic wig installations specifically made for men. He could also look into plugs as another option — maybe Miller could even ask President Donald Trump’s bud Tiger Woods for some hair transplant advice? But in any case, it doesn’t seem as though the senior White House staffer is willing to go the extra mile to do anything about his hair.
After that viral incident in which Miller was heavily roasted for using a hair-thickening spray for a televised interview, the government employee has since accepted his fate and embraced the clean-shaven look. Unfortunately for him, it’s something the internet hasn’t let him forget. “It looks really good. Really impressed with him here,” wrote one Reddit user of Miller. “Just kidding. He’s the worst.”

