Every Wednesday, we bring you our top picks of witty one-liners and stories from the satirical site the Babylon Bee, perfect for a midweek laugh. Looking for more humor? Just click the links for the full stories.
“I take full responsibility for my actions,” stated Manfred. “I let both the President and my country down. I acknowledge the President’s gratitude for my attention, and I failed to deliver. I am prepared to accept whatever punishment is warranted.” READ MORE
“It’s time to level the playing field for our less-privileged teams,” Mamdani announced during a press conference held outside Citi Field. READ MORE
Questions concerning Omar’s financial situation emerged after her net worth inexplicably soared by tens of millions of dollars during her few years in office. READ MORE
“Remember, we’re not employing wicked capitalism for this,” Mamdani informed the press. READ MORE