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Sudan’s Overlooked Crisis: Millions Face Starvation Amid Global Neglect

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While the global spotlight often shines on international issues like Iran’s tensions and Russia’s conflict in Ukraine, Sudan endures as a significant yet underreported humanitarian and displacement crisis.

Since hostilities flared in 2023, the turmoil in Sudan has forced over 14 million individuals from their homes, with nearly 34 million requiring crucial humanitarian aid. This constitutes a staggering 10% of the world’s humanitarian demand, according to figures from the International Rescue Committee.

Alan Boswell, the Project Director for the Horn of Africa at the International Crisis Group, informed News Media, “The conflict in Sudan has emerged as the world’s largest humanitarian challenge, escalating into a regional conflict involving all neighboring states and several Middle Eastern powers.”

Boswell continued by highlighting a critical issue, stating, “World leaders persist in neglecting this conflict, delegating responsibilities to subordinates. This strategy has consistently failed to address the crisis effectively.”

Sudan refugees

In the southern Kordofan region, near El-Obeid, women and children line up to receive free food at al-Mohayra camp for displaced individuals, a poignant scene captured on June 29, 2026. (AFP via Getty Images)

The United Nations says that some 19.5 million people are experiencing acute hunger, and 4.5 million people have fled the country.

The U.S. also recently imposed an additional round of sanctions against the Sudanese Armed Forces for allegedly using chemical weapons in 2024 in violations of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

The Sudanese government denied the allegations.

The Trump administration has made significant efforts in trying to mediate between Russia and Ukraine, as well as bring Israel’s war against Gaza to an end. The administration is also trying to uphold a shaky ceasefire that was agreed with Iran to halt the war that began on February 28.

“For three years, we have warned that Sudan was on the brink of catastrophe, and those warnings have gone unanswered,” said International Rescue Committee Country Director Richard Data.

Sudan’s recent outbreak of civil war, following years of coups and credible accusations of ethnic cleansing and genocide, persists under the radar.

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Sudanese Armed Popular Resistance Force.

Members of Sudanese Armed Popular Resistance Force take part in a military parade for fresh graduates, in Al-Qadarif state, in eastern Sudan on May 20, 2026.  (AFP via Getty Images)

The civil war broke out in April 2023 between the Sudanese Armed Forces led by Gen. Abdel Fattah al-Burhan and Gen. Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo, widely known as “Hemedti,” leader of the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (RSF).

The two had been in an uneasy alliance ruling the country following the 2019 overthrow of Sudan’s longtime dictator, Omar al-Bashir, who had been in power since 1989. Together, the generals staged another coup in 2021, toppling the interim civilian government that had been in power after the fall of Bashir.

While both the Sudanese Armed Forces and RSF are accused of committing atrocities, recent reports have highlighted the brutality of the RSF.

A major focus of the deteriorating conditions has been in El-Obeid in North Kordofan state, where an escalating hunger crisis is plaguing over 100,000 displaced people in camps throughout the city.

“What we need to do is really now to plan for the scale-up beyond the 100,000 people that we have been supporting,” said World Food Programme Sudan Country Director, Abdallah Alwardat.

Sudan conflict

Members of the Sudanese army’s Special Mission Forces batallion in the Northern State hold a parade in Karima city on May 19, 2024. Sudan has been in the throes of conflict for over a year between the regular army led by de facto ruler Abdel Fattah al-Burhan and the RSF led by his former deputy Mohamed Hamdan Daglo.  (AFP via Getty Images)

El Fasher in the Darfur region is another major flashpoint, where the RSF took control in October 2025 and killed more than 6,000 people in the initial siege of the city.

A recent July report from the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights revealed widespread acts of sexual violence against women and girls, some as young as 12, including reports of mass and gang rapes committed by the RSF.

The RSF is also accused of abduction, with survivors describing incidents of girls and women being beaten, having their hands tied behind their backs, and being driven away in a Land cruiser.

Sudanese displaced

Sudanese displaced people gather at the Zam Zam refugee camp outside the town of El-Fashir in the Darfour region of Sudan, during a visit by U.N. officials, on July 1, 2004. The U.N. humanitarian aid and refugee agencies appealed Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2024, for $4.1 billion in international support for embattled civilians in Sudan amid signs that some may be dying of starvation after nearly a year of war there between the forces of rival generals. (AP Photo/Karel Prinsloo, File)

The United Nations and other human rights groups have accused the RSF of perpetrating ethnically targeted attacks and concluded that at least three components of genocide have been overwhelmingly met, including deliberately inflicting conditions of life intended to destroy a group in whole or in part.

A U.N. report from September 2025 found that the Sudanese Armed Forces have also committed war crimes and attacked civilian populations and infrastructure. Both the Sudanese Armed Forces and the Rapid Support Forces targeted civilians with perceived affiliations to the enemy, executing, torturing and raping victims.

Teen Lifeguard’s Heroic Rescue of 10-Year-Old Sparks Emotional Tribute from Grateful Father

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In an inspiring act of bravery, a teenage lifeguard took center stage after rescuing a young boy from the fierce waves of Santa Cruz’s Seabright Beach. The hero, 16-year-old Ryder Williams, has become an overnight sensation, drawing admirers nationwide, including a nod from President Trump. The father of the saved child expressed his gratitude and admiration as Ryder’s biggest fan.

Captured on dramatic footage, Ryder leapt into action on a recent Saturday, diving into the turbulent surf to pull a distressed 10-year-old to safety. This remarkable act has earned Ryder widespread acclaim and recognition from across the country.

After wrapping up his day at the beach, Ryder returned home with a modest reflection on his heroic deed, describing the rescue as just part of the job.

“When he got home, he said, ‘Dad, I wasn’t going to let go of that kid because I knew if I let go, he would drown, and I wasn’t going to let that happen,'” recounted Shane Williams, Ryder’s father and a retired firefighter, in an interview with The California Post. The proud father admitted those words moved him deeply.

“It was pretty amazing,” he added, clearly awestruck by his son’s courage and resolve.

The rescued boy’s father, Sumit Rai, called his son’s survival “a miracle.”

He told told the New York Times his son and 8-year-old daughter were vacationing with their mother in California when the terrifying ordeal unfolded. Rai only found out about the rescue during a phone call with his kids later that night and didn’t sleep for days after.

“To watch her brother go through a near-death experience is not a small thing,” he told the Times, calling himself Ryder’s “biggest fan.”

Ryder’s grandfather said the teen has sought to downplay the attention surrounding his bravery.

“It was all in a day’s work,” George said Ryder told the family after the rescue. “He said, ‘This is what I do.’”

His grandfather added that Ryder participated in five rescues during his Saturday lifeguard shift, including two “that were more gnarly” than saving the 10-year-old.

“He’s a great kid,” George added. “We love him to pieces.”

Ryder’s dad said his son’s actions reflected the kind and caring person he has always been.

“He just wants to give back to his community because he grew up here,” he said.

Despite gaining the national spotlight, Ryder was back at his lifeguard station on Tuesday and is father eager to return to normal life, his dad said.

The soon-to-be high school junior has talked about following in his father’s footsteps.

“He’s still young but he’s thinking he wants to get into the fire service eventually,” he said. “We’re taking it step by step. We’re just trying to regroup and make sure he’s okay.”

On Tuesday, Trump announced that Ryder would receive a “high civilian honor” for his bravery.

“We’re going to bring this heroic young man, and his family, into the White House with, perhaps, the boy he saved, to give him a High Civilian Honor. Very brave, he deserves it!” Trump wrote on social media.


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Qantas’ Non-Stop Flights Revolutionize Long-Haul Travel

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An unprecedented test flight, spanning over an entire day, has successfully landed in France, having departed from Melbourne. Experts suggest that Australia’s innovations in aviation could position the country as a leader in adopting new technology.

A uniquely outfitted Airbus A350-1000ULR operated by Qantas arrived in France on Tuesday after enduring a remarkable 24 hours and 24 minutes of non-stop flight. The aircraft covered an impressive distance of 23,057 kilometers, setting a new record for the longest direct flight undertaken by a commercial plane.

This groundbreaking journey is part of a two-month experimental initiative under Qantas’ Project Sunrise. The ambitious project aims to launch the longest non-stop commercial passenger flights available, connecting Australia’s eastern cities directly to London and New York, thereby revolutionizing long-haul air travel.

The previous accolade for the longest direct flight was held by a Boeing 777-200LR, which flew 21,601.7 kilometers from Hong Kong to London in just under 23 hours, achieved in 2005.

Qantas has committed to acquiring 12 of the modified A350 aircraft, each equipped with an additional fuel tank capable of holding 20,000 liters, and designed to accommodate 238 passengers comfortably.

The first is due for delivery in April 2027, with daily non-stop flights between Sydney and London planned from October that year — turning what was once a five-day journey in 1947 on the old ‘Kangaroo Route’ into a single hop of 19 to 21 hours, depending on winds and routing.

The airline has said a Sydney-New York route will follow shortly after the launch of the London route.

Could stopovers become a thing of the past?

The test flight’s success has cast eyes towards the future of air travel, with some wondering whether stopovers in Singapore, Dubai or Los Angeles may be a thing of the past.

But that’s not quite where we’re headed, experts say.

Justin Brownjohn from RMIT University’s Aviation Academy says non-stop routes will keep becoming more viable as aircraft range improves and fuel use falls — but that doesn’t make them a replacement for one-stop flying.

“Airlines have historically competed on network and frequency, but Project Sunrise competes on time,” he said.

“Cutting up to four hours off the journey from Sydney to London and removing the connection entirely is a different product, not an improved version of the existing one.

“These services won’t replace one-stop flying, they’ll sit alongside it.”

Brownjohn expects the strongest demand for the ultra-long-haul services to come from business and premium leisure travellers willing to pay more for the time saved — and says the wider effect may be felt most by the Middle Eastern and Asian hub airports that have built their business models around the layover.

‘A different physiological event’

Spending over 20 hours in the air also raises real questions about passenger wellbeing.

“Twenty hours is not a longer flight, it is a different physiological event,” Brownjohn said. “On this flight comfort has stopped being a luxury feature and become the thing being sold.”

Peter Cistulli, professor of sleep medicine at the University of Sydney’s Charles Perkins Centre, worked with Qantas on the physiological side of the aircraft’s design.

A Qantas plane on the tarmac at the airport. An airport worker in high-vis is in the foreground.

“Project Sunrise takes ultra-long-haul flights to a whole new level,” Cistulli told SBS News.

“It’s arguably the final frontier of travel on Earth, so it brings a whole lot of additional challenges, including the biological challenge of crossing so many time zones over a short period and how that can influence your health and wellbeing.”

Cistulli, who also worked with the airline on its long-haul Dreamliner aircraft, said compressing so many time zones into one flight leaves the body’s circadian system less time to adjust.

He says researchers’ input on elements including lighting, meal timing, and in-flight exercise is intended to help passengers adapt to their destination time zone faster.

The aircraft has what Qantas describes as the lowest seat density of any comparable jet, with more than 40 per cent of the 238 seats allocated to premium cabins.

A wellness zone will also offer stretch handles, refreshments, and a guided, video-led movement program.

But Cistulli is also candid about the risk of deep vein thrombosis (DVT), with long periods of immobility already proven to raise DVT risk.

While he says the baseline risk on any flight is already low at under 1 per cent, those with “heightened risk” of DVT may not be suitable for the ultra-long-haul flight.

For the average person, however, concerns about the lengthy flight can be mitigated by adequate physical activity on board.

He says that opting for stopovers has both its pros and cons when it comes to health. Being able to get off a flight and move around in an airport is a benefit, he says, but that also adds to the journey and can increase fatigue.

“Of course, not everybody would choose to be cooped up in a plane for 20-plus hours — the stopover options will always remain there. Passengers will have their choice.”

Australia’s shrinking distance problem

Cistulli sees Project Sunrise as part of Australia’s long fight against the “tyranny of distance” it’s grappled with as a geographically isolated nation.

“This is the ultimate frontier, in that we’re bringing the world closer to Australia and Australia closer to the world,” he says. “It’s a really fantastic story for Australia, and it’s no surprise that an Australian airline would go to the trouble of solving this problem.”

Whether Qantas holds onto the bragging rights is another question.

Singapore Airlines already operates the world’s longest scheduled commercial route — a roughly 19-hour service between Singapore and New York.

“I think it will be interesting to see what the competition do,” he says. “This will definitely give Qantas a competitive advantage, but whether that’s long-lived, time will tell.”

The extended range also opens up more than just one route. With planes capable of covering these distances, almost any city pairing becomes commercially viable if there’s demand for it.

It also gives Qantas more flexibility to route around trouble spots, including current airspace restrictions due to the war in the Middle East, opening up options such as flying to London over the North Pole instead.

Cistulli is careful to frame Project Sunrise as an addition to the market, not a replacement for it.

“I think it’s all about choice, and tailoring the opportunity for particular customer needs,” he said. “This just adds a new option for people who do need to get somewhere in a hurry, so to speak — and I think that’s a great addition.”

— With additional reporting by the Australian Associated Press.


FTC Lawsuit Accuses Hims & Hers of Illegally Sharing Sensitive Health Data with Meta and Snap

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On Wednesday, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) launched a lawsuit against Hims & Hers, accusing the telehealth company of improperly sharing customers’ sensitive health information with third-party entities, including Meta and Snap, without obtaining their consent.

The lawsuit, filed in the federal court of California’s Northern District, claims that Hims & Hers violated consumer trust by mishandling personal data despite assuring users of safeguarding their privacy.

The FTC stated that “Hims was able to target specific audiences due to its disregard for the privacy promises it made to users, around both treating medical conditions confidentially and maintaining the privacy of their health information.”

Established in 2017 and publicly traded, Hims & Hers provides a platform for users to virtually engage with healthcare professionals and access prescriptions for issues like sexual health and weight management. Following the announcement of the lawsuit, the company’s stock took a nosedive, dropping close to 15% on Wednesday.

In response, Hims & Hers rejected the accusations as “baseless” and expressed its determination to contest the claims vigorously in court.

“Our customers have the information they need to make informed decisions about their care and the use of our services,” the San Francisco-based company said in a statement on social media. “And our Privacy Policy makes clear that they may choose how their data is used, and that information patients share with their healthcare providers is used only in providing care.”

The FTC alleged that Hims & Hers disclosed user information through tracking technologies “offered by Meta” that monitor people’s actions on its website and by sharing lists of some customers with third parties. The health service also shared information with other advertising platforms, according to the consumer protection agency.

The FTC also accused Hims & Hers of failing to clearly disclose when consumers are charged for prescriptions purchased through the service and making it difficult for users to cancel subscriptions.

“The FTC’s complaint lays out a troubling scenario — consumers unknowingly locked into recurring subscriptions and the disclosure to third parties of consumers’ most private health information without their consent,” Christopher Mufarrige, director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection, said in a statement.

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Gainesville Man Receives 12-Year Sentence for Child Pornography Possession, Sparking Community Outrage

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Staff report

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – In a recent court ruling, Matt Kevin McMillin, 63, received a 12-year prison sentence, to be followed by a decade of Sex Offender Probation. His sentencing comes after he entered a plea of nolo contendere on charges that include possession of over 10 images of child pornography and the unlawful use of a two-way communications device.

Original arrest details

The investigation began when a detective from the Gainesville Police Department followed up on a CyberTip regarding child sexual abuse material (CSAM) linked to a Dropbox account. The account, associated with the name “Kevin McMillin,” had reportedly uploaded 15 images. A subpoena directed at Dropbox unearthed further CSAM and child erotica images. Additionally, numerous photos and videos depicted a white male, and there was a Florida driver’s license and an expired Colorado driver’s license, both issued to Matt Kevin McMillin.

On July 19, 2025, at approximately 8 a.m., police executed a search warrant at McMillin’s residence located in Buckingham East on the 8400 block of NW 6th Avenue. Following his Miranda rights being read, McMillin allegedly confessed to owning the Dropbox account. He claimed the images stemmed from a “pure handling of something that wasn’t understood” and denied recollection of the specific images being stored in his account.

Plea and sentence

On July 28, 2026, McMillin entered a plea of nolo contendere to all 11 charges; the plea document states that the maximum sentence for the charges is 155 years in prison.

Judge James Colaw sentenced McMillin to five concurrent sentences of 12 years in prison (with credit for 26 days served) for five of the possession charges and an additional concurrent sentence of five years for unlawful use of a two-way communications device, followed by 10 years of Sex Offender probation for the other five possession charges. McMillin will be designated as a Sexual Offender and must undergo a psychosexual evaluation within 45 days of release and successfully complete all recommended treatment on the first try. He is prohibited from unsupervised contact with minors while he is on probation.

Liverpool Eyes Second Pre-Season Win Against Wrexham in NYC

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The atmosphere on Liverpool’s Twitter was electric with anticipation today, as fans buzzed with eager excitement.

Earlier, thrilling news surfaced: Liverpool is set to make a serious bid for PSG’s dynamic French left winger, Bradley Barcola. This potential deal has set pulses racing.

It’s easy to see why Reds supporters are over the moon with this development.

Barcola is a powerhouse on the pitch. His performances at the World Cup were nothing short of electrifying, often preferred over Desire Doue. Liverpool fans know all too well the impact he can have—having seen him prove a formidable opponent over the last couple of seasons.

However, excitement should be tempered with a dose of reality. PSG is reportedly demanding a hefty £145 million for Barcola. While the winger seems eager for the move, Liverpool is not keen on meeting the current sky-high price tag.

The next few days could be very interesting; this move could suddenly pick up pace if talks between the two clubs go well.

Either way, exciting times for Andoni Iraola and his side.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - MARCH 11: Virgil van Dijk of Liverpool is challenged by Bradley Barcola of Paris Saint-Germain during the UEFA Champions League 2024/25 Round of 16 Second Leg match between Liverpool FC and Paris Saint-Germain at Anfield on March 11, 2025 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Joe Prior/Visionhaus via Getty Images)

Hilaria Baldwin Opens Up on Eating Disorder Challenges

Hilaria Baldwin has opened up about her past battles with eating disorders, sharing a personal journey most have not been privy to.

“I went through it all—anorexia, bulimia, overeating, and undereating,” the Baldwins star, 42, revealed during a recent episode of SiriusXM’s “Page Six Radio,” recorded on Tuesday, July 28. Baldwin recounted how extreme these struggles became, even to the point of fearing the calorie content in toothpaste.

Reflecting on her past, Baldwin expressed, “Even though I looked perfectly fine, I saw myself as a whale during those times,” adding that she began dieting at the tender age of five. “I always felt there was a part of me that was irreparably broken.”

Today, the Dancing With the Stars alum proudly shares that she has done “a lot of work” to mend her relationship with her body. “It was a miserable existence, and I didn’t want to live that way,” she said, reflecting on her transformative journey. “I couldn’t maintain healthy relationships, friendships, or even enjoy outings to dinner without stress.”

Baldwin is determined to ensure a healthier path for her seven children—Carmen, 12; Rafael, 10; Leonardo, 9; Romeo, 8; Eduardo, 5; María, 5; and Ilaria, 3—whom she shares with her husband, Alec Baldwin. Her goal is to foster a healthy relationship with food within her family.

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“What I try to do with my kids is empower them, talk about strength, talk about, ‘How does the food make you feel?’” Hilaria explained, noting she never wants to “shame” them for eating an unhealthy snack.

Hilaria previously opened up about her eating disorder in 2018, sharing via Instagram, “In my book, The Living Clearly Method, I opened up about growing up with an eating disorder. I turned to yoga, health and wellness to heal my body and my mind.”

She added, “I think back to my old self and how much I would have struggled with gaining weight during pregnancy and being patient with healthfully losing it. I’m so happy I can be a strong and happy mommy now, completely accepting of my body.”

If you or someone you know struggles with an eating disorder, visit the National Alliance for Eating Disorders website or call their hotline at (866) 662-1235. Text “ALLIANCE” to 741741 for free, 24/7 support.

Ranked: All 6 Sony Spider-Man Villain Movies You Must See

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Back in 1999, Marvel pulled off one of the most remarkable deals in Hollywood history when it sold the film rights to “Spider-Man” to Sony Pictures for a mere $7 million. This strategic acquisition has since played a monumental role in shaping Sony’s dominance in the superhero movie arena. The transaction empowered Sony not only to collaborate with Marvel Studios on the popular Tom Holland-led films but also to independently develop its own Spider-Man universe, separate from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). While this power has often led to acclaimed successes like “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse,” it has also resulted in less stellar outings such as the infamous “Morbius,” reflecting the varied quality of Sony’s expanded universe featuring Spider-Man’s notorious villains.

The ambitious endeavor, originally labeled the Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters (SPUMC) before settling on the more succinct Sony’s Spider-Man Universe (SSU), always faced a daunting challenge: the absence of Spider-Man himself. Despite the collapse of Sony’s initial plans to further the Andrew Garfield-led “Amazing Spider-Man” series, they ventured into a niche market, churning out villain-centric films reminiscent of the pre-superhero cinematic surge.

Although technically still breathing, especially with the “Spider-Noir” series in development, the SSU suffered a significant blow with the release of “Kraven the Hunter” in 2024, a film both critically and commercially torpedoed. At present, the universe boasts six “Spider-Man” spin-off films, so let’s delve into these productions to determine which ones managed to shine amid the mediocrity.

6. Kraven the Hunter

While some entries within the SSU offer glimpses of excitement, “Kraven the Hunter” stands notably as a film that never manages to gain momentum. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who previously portrayed Quicksilver in “Avengers: Age of Ultron,” re-emerges in the Marvel domain as Sergei “Kraven” Kravinoff. This version of Kraven presents as a fierce yet peculiar vigilante with a penchant for taking down international villains. After surviving a traumatic lion attack in his youth, Kraven receives a serum that enhances his abilities, granting him superhuman attributes with a wild edge. His quest for justice intensifies upon discovering his crime lord father Nikolai (played by Russell Crowe) was responsible for killing the lion. Kraven’s tangled journey involves reconnecting with his former ally Calypso (Ariana DeBose), rescuing his sibling Dmitri (Fred Hechinger), and battling the fearsome mercenary Aleksei Sytsevich, also known as the Rhino (Alessandro Nivola).

Detaching Kraven from his more sinister comic book persona, which reveled in hunting humans for sport, leaves us with a tired, flat action trope devoid of allure. Despite Taylor-Johnson navigating a slew of complex narratives, he is anchored in a lethargic movie seemingly indifferent to itself. Even Nivola’s portrayal of the Rhino fails to add any depth or interest, inadvertently making Paul Giamatti’s criticized stint in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” appear inspired by contrast. This iteration of the iconic Marvel villain is reduced to a laughably flawed human-animal hybrid.

Marred by abysmal ADR, murky CG landscapes, and an ensemble who couldn’t look more bored, J.C. Chandor’s “Kraven the Hunter” is easily one of the worst Marvel movies to date.

5. Morbius

With the success of the prior two “Venom” films came the opportunity to explore other monsters in the Marvel universe, but “Morbius” all but dashed that momentum by hiring an actual monster. In addition to being about a comic book character that casual moviegoers knew nothing about, the casting of alleged sexual predator Jared Leto in the title role was a major turn-off. He plays Dr. Micheal Morbius, a biochemist with a rare blood disease who’s dedicated his life to combating it. The breakthroughs of his artificial substitute compels him to push even further for an all-out cure that potentially lies in the genes of Costa Rican vampire bats. This goes about as well as you would imagine, turning the doctor into a super-powered bloodthirsty vampire.

“Morbius” became meme fodder from the moment it dropped its first trailer and sadly, the film itself didn’t help. This is a tedious comic book movie with awful pacing and a placid performance at the center. Despite playing a super-powered vampire, Leto never looks like he’s having any fun. Jared Harris, Adria Arjona, and Tyrese Gibson all look lost trying to figure out their place in this soulless venture. The “Morbius” MVP, however, is Matt Smith as Micheal’s adoptive brother Milo aka Lucien, whose resentment for gatekeeping the cure to their shared blood disease leads him to take it for himself. Those few sequences of him vamping out are almost worth sitting through the movie. 

Almost is the key word here.

4. Venom: The Last Dance

If there’s a success story to be found in the SSU, it’s Venom earning his own trilogy. “Venom: The Last Dance” is by far the weakest of the three Tom Hardy Venom movies, stuck in a tug-of-war between three movies fighting for relevancy. In the wake of their blink-and-you-miss-it multiversal vacation in “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” Eddie Brock (Hardy) and symbiote Venom (also Hardy) return to resume their lives as fugitives. Among those trying to capture the pair is Imperium, a top secret government program tasked with seizing other symbiotes that have fallen to Earth. There’s also the matter of extraterrestrial hunters called Xenophages that have been tasked by symbiote creator Knull (Andy Serkis) to retrieve the host-reviving codex within Venom, which possess the capabilities to set him free. 

It all becomes way too much for one movie. “The Last Dance” is at its best when Eddie and his alien boyfriend are left alone to partake in their road-trip comedy, with one of the highlights being a shared dance with beloved shopkeeper Mrs. Chen (Peggy Lu). Unfortunately, any burst of energy comes to a grinding halt whenever Chiwetel Ejiofor, Juno Temple, and their dull crew of government scientists crash the party. To make matters worse, the film’s overstuffed screenplay has to serve the whims of a boring space antagonist in a chair who leaves no impact. At least “The Last Dance” ends on a touching note of finality that honors Hardy’s commitment to the role.

3. Venom

Making with a Venom movie without Spider-Man felt like a miscalculation from just about every angle. But while the Ruben Fleischer-directed supervillain spin-off has its share of flaws, the concept is ultimately saved by Tom Hardy’s insane dual performance. Here, Eddie Brock is a San Francisco-based investigative journalist looking into the shady practices of a bio-engineering company. His prying, however, leads to both him losing his job and engagement to Anne (Michelle Williams). Months later, Eddie receives a tip that leads him to discover that the company is using people as human lab rats to experiment with alien symbiotes. One going by the name Venom forcibly latches itself onto Eddie with the intent of sowing chaos, but is convinced to use their shared tether against bad people.

“Venom” suffers from a lot of generic superhero movie tropes, namely with Riz Ahmed’s Carlton Drake transforming into a boring grey reflection of the central antihero. But the film soars whenever Hardy take the wheel. There’s such an immediately lovable chaos to his deep-throated Venom making Eddie perform these death-defying feats, and then poking fun of him for not being able to handle them. Even the symbiote’s physical appearance, with its inky black tendrils, razor sharp teeth, and protracted tongue, straddles the line of intimidating and goofy that works in its favor. It’s no wonder the Eddie-Venom coupling sustained the SSU for as long as it did.

2. Madame Web

The thing with movies is that you’ll often come across some that can’t be easily deemed good or bad and belong in a weird middle ground, as is the case with “Madame Web.” After New York paramedic Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson) nearly drowns, she experiences psychic premonitions of future events. One day on the subway, she envisions a man killing three teenage girls, Anya (Isabela Merced), Julia (Sydney Sweeney), and Mattie (Celeste O’Connor). That man turns out to be wealthy explorer  Ezekiel Sims (Tahar Rahim), who believes the teens will kill him after becoming super-powered Spider Women. Through her abilities to see into the future and never open the Pepsi cans she has in her hands, Cassy attempts to keep them alive.

“Madame Web” is a uniquely memorable disaster that doesn’t make a lick of sense, features some of the worst ADR in any 21st century tentpole, and teases you with a superhero team that never gets their powers by the end. In spite of everything, it’s a consistently baffling cult classic that ends up being a campy good time.  A large part of that is due to Johnson’s incredible performance that doubles as professional disassociation. She knows exactly what she’s in, and every choice she makes, such as watching “A Christmas Carol” in the middle of the summer, is worthy of academic study. It’s hard to predict the future, but there’s no doubt this serves as one of the crown jewels of the SSU.

1. Venom: Let There Be Carnage

All the lulls in the first “Venom” are nowhere to be found in the deeply entertaining sequel “Let There Be Carnage.” It fulfills the promise of an MCU alternative that’s unconcerned with ties to a broader universe, but rather, indulging in its own infectious manic energy. In it, Eddie Brock has been granted access to a rare interview with Cletus Kasady (Woody Harrelson), an imprisoned redheaded serial killer. After Eddie and Venom deduce where he buried his victims, Cletus is sentenced to death by lethal injection, but not before getting a nibble in. This results in Cletus inadvertently bonding with a meaner red symbiote named Carnage who helps him and his institutionalized girlfriend Frances aka Shriek (Naomie Harris) escape.

The Carnage mayhem is incredibly fun on account of Harrelson’s over-the-top performance. But what makes “Let There Be Carnage” great is the evolution of Eddie and Venom. The film acts as a stealth relationship comedy between a sad journalist and his lonely alien boyfriend who just wants to be seen. Venom even has a “coming out” declaration at a neon-drenched rave surrounded by a bunch of queer folks — something you’ll never see in a Marvel Studios production. 

“Let There Be Carnage” isn’t without well-earned drama though, putting Eddie and Venom in a place where their ultimate reconciliation comes with consequences. Director Andy Serkis’ refreshingly earnest take in emulating those late ’90s comic book offshoots unquestionably puts it at the top of the SSU.